Mummy we have hadLayovers, ten so farI’m getting weary and so tiredWhen will we reach Grandma?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Tag Archives: poetry
Stan Applies His Mathematical Genius
Just started making rulersDividing up the scaleMath-matical precisionI’m good at, never fail…. Mummy, I measured with my new rulerand my teacher says I don’t know what I’m talking about?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Zippo the Invisible Zip Company
We of the invisible zip companyDo zips you can’t see tucked insideInvisibly in all sorts of colours(They also go up/down in guide)…. ‘Invisible Blue’ is a favourite. Other invisible colours also available…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Layoff
Write something incorporating the word ‘layoff’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO LAYOFF Which now is it gonna beLayoff or layonYou have a choice between the twoMake it quick, come on Hey? this could also apply to logoff/logon Fan ….how’s about that? DM
Stan Tries His Hand at Photoshopping
Just tried my hand at photoShopping for this girlI’ve made her nice and balanced I hope she’s happy…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan. Tight Tap Specialist
I specialize in puttingTaps in awkward placesMake them easy to accessIn all the tightest spaces…. Call Stan the tight tap specialist…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Disabled Toilet
We need to decorate theDisabled toilet stallBrighten up the usersDecorate the wall…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Image
Write something incorporating the word ‘image’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO IMAGE Image me there minterOn reverse of coinImage me in bas reliefMake me happy, foin They threw me out the door Fan?……. I tried….. DM
Third Floor
We are an arts companyOn the third floorJust down the corridorLeft, the third door…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Ho Insurance
This asset is quite valuableI must protect it soHave taken out insuranceOrganized, all go…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 