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Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Cock van der Palm Job

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Cock van der Palm (I said yikes!)Was this Perc, a masturbation code?I’m much too embarrassed to continueThis seems Cock Palm’s sexual relief mode But we’ll happily do his cover and take his money…… Won’t we Perc….? Yes boss…….. Production Notes We thought the wide lapelsContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Cock van der Palm Job”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Rotund

Write something incorporating the word ‘rotund’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ROTUND I am a little rabbitRed, round and rotundWhy am I fed so grossly?They want me be fecund I didn’t know there were red rabbits Fan.?…… I don’t see the connection between obesity and fecundityContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Rotund”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Launch

Write something incorporating the word ‘launch’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO LUNCH, LAUNCH sorry I’m whipping up my neuronsTake off you lot, (prompt – launch)Launch me words of wisdom(Yep) can hear you craunch Craunch… Press or grind with crackling noise. How about that? DM