poetry – Page 13 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

I Think I Gotta Problem

I think I gotta problemCar has run amuckDon’t know how it happenedShit and wtf? Scroll down… DM

Goldfish

Went to shop and bought meBought a goldfish bowlThinking of its mental healthAnd taking it for stroll Scroll down.. . DM

Brilliantly Pointless

Brilliantly pointlessPointless was to meStill went out and bought itScroll down have looksee DM

Sourdough

Got myself some sourdoughSourdough useful thingSaw it on the TVRing-a-ding-a-ding Scroll down… DM

Shoes

Bought myself some shoesDouble up as flippersShould prove very usefulRed or blue or black Yep…… Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Approval

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘approval’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO APPROVAL Sunday’s come around againDespite my day of restGotta use approvalThere, I done my best DM

DVD Rewinder

DVD rewinderWhat a useful thingGotta go and get oneRing-a-ding-a-ding Scroll down… DM

Bernard Water

Bernard WaterDehydratedChill and serveRehydrated Scroll down… DM

Proper Like

Trained my birdProper likeObeys me alwaysProper like Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Knife

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘knife’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO KNIFE (Yep) today is ThursdayKnife, this ode is basedFingers round the keyboardRound the keyboard raced DM