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Stan Solves an Unusual Request

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him We wanted our tap waterDifferent to the restStan tackled all his plumbing thoughtsAnd did solve our request We love it Stan. Very ballsy…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 4, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, PENIS, plumbing, poetry, rhyme, stan, tap5 Comments on Stan Solves an Unusual Request

Stan Checks the Neighbour’s Plumbing

I did a thorough check ofMy neighbour’s house (the pipes)Everything looked hunky doryNone of us said yikes…. Shit, did I leave the tap on dear? Sorry…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 17, 2021Posted inMORE FAILSTags:humour, plumbing, poetry, taps2 Comments on Stan Checks the Neighbour’s Plumbing

Stan Returns to Install a Shower

Was so impressed with Stan beforeWe brought him back againHe is an expert plumberEspecially with drains….. We love it Stan….. Little Elsie can splash around while we shower…. And make love darl….Splash splash Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 22, 2021Posted inCONSTRUCTION FAILSTags:plumbing, poetry, shower alcove4 Comments on Stan Returns to Install a Shower

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