nonsense poetry – Page 2 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Huh?

Snap, quick, follow thought-trainFollow quick, snap, quickYou can do it yes you canSnap, snap don’t act fick Huh? I am not fickDon’t miss a trickYou’ve left the ‘l’Out of fick Huh? Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Sing a Song of Silly

Sing a song of sillyI’m singing while I sitSing better while I’m sittingI wonder why is it? Dunno?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Maidenfly

I enjoy exploring the genre of nonsense and absurd. I was at the pond watching maidenflies. It all started there I just have seen a maidenfly Hover o’er the waterNot a sound it did makeI then thought, should I oughta? Hear a sound?…. Then I saw anotherHover o’er the groundMaking such a racket(A freight-train sorta sound)Continue reading “Maidenfly”

Poet Don on 8700

Eight thousand seven hundred Minutes (you – so what?) There are in one four five hours What a lot of twat Thankyou…. I just like playing round with wordsAnd having fun

New Listerine for Difficult Throats

If your throat is clogged up With junk that’s hard to clean You need the latest product Chunky Listerine Don MatthewsJuly 2020

We Are a Happy Family

I write about Priscilla Poet Don, you too We are a happy family Cock a doodle doo I write about our rooster A manic one at that We are a happy family And dat my friend is dat You may think I am silly I might have lost the plot We are a happy familyContinue reading “We Are a Happy Family”

Very Nice Priscilla

Priscilla our cat went exploring In a glass vase, what the heck Smashed it on floor into pieces Decorated herself round her neck Don MatthewsJuly 2020

Roy’s Leg

Girls if you’re missing a man in your life Someone to share scrambled egg Don’t fret you can buy one on Amazon A piece of one, yes, it’s a leg Designed as an adult collectable The leg (labelled) is not a toy As bonus you get the foot thrown in I’m told it’s from someoneContinue reading “Roy’s Leg”

Ben and Jerry’s New Icecream Flavour

Ben and Jerry’s Icecream Great new flavour yum Orange juice with toothpaste chunks Minty fresh (ho hum) Brush your teeth with icecream Thankyou Jerry Ben No more toothbrush silly stuff Icecream them, amen Don MatthewsJuly 2020

I Have an Addled Brain

I am a flippant poet Engaged in flippancy Not always do I follow Rules of diplomacy Refusing of correctness Political that is I’ll do my thing regardless ‘Cause that’s the way I is OK I may get addled And have a brain that’s shot I can’t complain about it It’s what God had, I gotContinue reading “I Have an Addled Brain”