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Stan and Perc on a Ladder Job

We’ve just been on a ladder jobLadders, Perc and meUsed our heads and safety firstWith all ladders, three…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 9, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:builders, humour, ladder, poetry, safety fail4 Comments on Stan and Perc on a Ladder Job

Happy Little Graffiter

I wanna do graffitiAnd have my little sayI gotta nice long ladderWill sign my ‘fitti ‘A’ For ‘Angry’…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 5, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:graffiti, humour, ladder, poetry2 Comments on Happy Little Graffiter

Pakistani Electrician

I am a PakistaniWorker of the wiresUse my trusty ladder whenNeeding to get higher…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 28, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:electrician, humour, ladder, poetry, safety2 Comments on Pakistani Electrician

Stan and Perc Work Out a Plan

How to reach across a voidThe problem challenged StanConsulting with his workmate PercThey came up with a plan…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 20, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:humour, ladder, painting, poetry, safety13 Comments on Stan and Perc Work Out a Plan

I Know You Love Me Priscilla, But….

I know you love me CillaBut this is bit too muchSafety is at stake hereNot good idea your clutch Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 18, 2021Posted inPriscilla, FCS resident catTags:cat, ladder, safety8 Comments on I Know You Love Me Priscilla, But….

I Quite Like It Up Here

My owner he spent lots of moneyTo buy me a tall special treeBut sorry I much prefer this oneFor friend Juliana and me Priscilla you ungrateful little …… Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 17, 2020Posted inPriscilla, FCS resident catTags:cat, ladderLeave a comment on I Quite Like It Up Here

Stepladder

Why do I have a stepladder? Because when I was a kid My real one went and left me Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 16, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:ladder3 Comments on Stepladder

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