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Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Protracted

Write something incorporating the word ‘protracted’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PROTRACTED Protracted in Croatian isDugotrajan (yep)Learning me CroatianLearning Croat (yep) DM

House

We built a pretty houseTo blend with all the restNeighbours they are happyWe face the sun, that’s west Scroll down… DM

BBQ

My dad he loves to BBQSteak upon the spitHe likes it nice and crispyCrispy he likes it Scroll down… Stay clear son…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Disarray

Write something incorporating the word ‘disarray’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO DISARRAY Disarray said backwardsBack is array disMy head is thinking back to frontIn disarray it is DM

I Think I Gotta Problem

I think I ngotta problemI think I am bit stuckSeems miscalculatedShit and wtf? Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Doldrums

Write something incorporating the word ‘doldrums’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO DOLDRUMS I am feeling shittyDoldrums I am inHead is empty, uselessI like tonic/gin ?? DM

Table

We like collecting tablesTables, different sortsTalking points with visitorsLike this sort of sort Scroll down… DM

Happening What?

Lying comfyIn my cotFeeling movementHappening what? Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Wood

Write something incorporating the word ‘wood’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO WOOD Wood spelt back spelt backwardsBackwards is spelt doowJeez what utter nonsenseCan only think of chou The imperial dynasty of China from 1122 to 221 BC;notable for the rise of Confucianism and Taoism…… Well I’llContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Wood”

Job

Love my jobIt’s the bestNever boredIt’s the best Scroll down… DM