humour – Page 83 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

I Think I Gotta Problem

I think I gotta problemI think I am but stuckDon’t know how it happenedShit and wtf? Scroll down… DM

Lightening

I think I felt a lighteningOf the car, my dearJust your imaginationImagination dear Scroll down… DM

Bradley

Hello? my name’s BradleyBradley, box and meGot myself a problemProblem, I can’t see Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Expectation

Write something incorporating the word ‘expectation’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO EXPECTATION (Yep) with expectationHere is ode (four lines)As you would expect itOde is (yep) in rhyme DM

Toes

Bought some fancy stockingsTo show off all my toesOK they are bit differentSo what? so there ya go’s Scroll down… DM

Daydream

Waking from my daydreamIn a kinda hazeYawning from my wakeningIn a kinda dazeScroll down… DM

Cloak

This cloak that I have bought myselfMatches sandals tooCosted me a fortune (yep)Choogaloogaloo Scroll down… DM

Dozer Driver

I’m gonna drive a dozerWhen I’m grown up strongMove the dirt from here to thereWhere it does belong Scroll down… Shit, you OK son?…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Nonchalant

Write something incorporating the word ‘nonchalant’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO NONCHALANT Today our word is nonchalantSynonym is don’t careI’m thinking up a last lineAnd coming up with gare Coarse wool on the legs of sheep…… How’s about that…… DM

I Think I Gotta Problem

I think I gotta problemI think I am bit stuckDon’t know how it happenedShit and wtf? Scroll down… DM