humour – Page 364 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Hey Hey

I am an offbeat poetI write to my own drumNo-one tells me what to writeWhat to write ho hum My neurons say I’m incorrect?I always write what theyTell me what to write aboutWhat to write hey hey Don MatthewsMay 2020

Chirpy Fluffy Birds

I named my website Flippant Serious and Comic Had to change the order Would not rhyme with atomic Well done Don… A well-trained poet, I get my thrill From playing round with words Rhyming words of wisdom Like chirpy fluffy birds Astounding… Takes year and years of practice To rhyme word ‘word’ with ‘bird’ IncludeContinue reading “Chirpy Fluffy Birds”

Cock a doodle doo

I write for my amusement It might amuse you too If it does then tag along Cock a doodle doo Don Matthews May 2020

My Neurons Now Want Cap N

When I first met Thalia, I referred to her as muse Thalia She was not happy. She thought she was more special than just your ordinary garden-variety muse. She wanted Muse Thalia. Knowing how important it is to keep one’s muse happy I obliged. Anyhow, my neurons think they might try it now. What’s thatContinue reading “My Neurons Now Want Cap N”

Preparing for the arrival of our family at our humble Bloggers Vale abode

My work is a mixture of fantasy, imagination, offbeat poetry and humour. If you like what I do come along for the ride. I like experimenting and trying out new things. Some things work, some things don’t. As with any experiment. I come with collection of characters I have developed over time. As they willContinue reading “Preparing for the arrival of our family at our humble Bloggers Vale abode”

T and T

Some of my verse is quite flippant Some of it’s flippantly not Others are quite deadly serious Much of it’s twiddle and twat Agreed… What? Go home… Don Matthews May 2020

My Neurons are Waking Up from Lockdown

My neurons are waking up from lockdown Jeez, how will I cope with the rush? My bod has been locked down a whole month Now looking for new pastures, lush Imagine my problem dear bloggers When neurons start spying this lush They’re gonna rev up into overdrive I hope I survive in the rush They’veContinue reading “My Neurons are Waking Up from Lockdown”

Manic Rooster

I am bipolar manic My highs are 10X you Like writing humour/laughter Cock a doodle doo…. My work is a mixture of fantasy, imagination, offbeat poetry and humour. Don MatthewsMay 2020

Thalia and I are Settling in Nicely

My Muse of Mirth Thalia and myself are settling into Bloggers Vale nicely. Nice upmarket suburb. Affordable rent. Nice landlord WP. Could’ve spent a bit more but this has all the necessary mod cons for our humble needs. Thale says if there’s a plug missing we just ask WP. He’s got plugins a’plenty. Haven’t yetContinue reading “Thalia and I are Settling in Nicely”

My Internet Lamp Purchase

I just bought this lamp on the internet Firm sounded good. Great website Good reviews. Plenty of them So thought I gotta have one Gave them my bank details Hundred bucks. Bit rich But the site got good writeups. Seemed reputable So I thought looks OK. No hitch What was the lamp? A covid-curing lamp.Continue reading “My Internet Lamp Purchase”