humour – Page 363 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Spike and I and the School of Silliness

Spike went to the same School of Silliness The same School of Silliness as me He studied real hard and got dux of the School While I just got by with Class 3 Didn’t apply myself… Too busy clubbing… Don MatthewsJune 2020 I just like playing round with words. And having fun

I’m Giving My Dog Alone-Time

While covid has kept us in lockdown My dog’s got tight-bonded to me I’m worried when I go back to working An utter wreck, anxious, he’ll be yoooooowl……. To reduce psychological damage (His mental health I really care) I’m giving him plenty of alone-time But he’s tearing out chunks of his hair Have I doneContinue reading “I’m Giving My Dog Alone-Time”

Where I Ask?

I really am quite mad But some would disagree They say they see a spot of brilliance In my poetry Where?… Don MatthewsJune 2020 I just like playing with words. And having fun

To Our Queenie and Lovely Lauren

I’m gonna post a ditty A bit of twit and twat For our Queenies birthday I’ll give it all I’ve got I’ll do a verse for you now Technique EAP Litterating Lauren Lovely Lauren. See? Don MatthewsJune 2020

Three Beat Verse

I really am enjoying Creating three beat verse Before I write it down In head I do rehearse What shall I write about? My mind, it I do ask Give me something worthwhile In which my verse can bask I’m sitting here a’waiting On what my mind will bring What a disappointment Not brought aContinue reading “Three Beat Verse”

Happy Little Counting Rhymer

I am a happy rhymer 1, 2, 3, 4 ,5 I’m practising my counting skills Yes, fingers I have five I’m such a happy rhymer 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 I’m practising my counting skills Toes, I’ve counted twelve ?? Don MatthewsMay 2020

I Wrote this Ditty for Myself

I wrote this ditty for myself Just cos I wanted to Don’t care if you don’t like it Choogaloogaloo Don Matthews June 2020 I just like playing round with words. And having fun

Ring a Ring a Rosie

Ring a ring a Rosie Don’t tread in the hoops Deck is brittle, rotten Guess who did? shit, oops… I put them down so others wouldn’t step there….. Don MatthewsJune 2020

We’re in a Quandry Thale and I

(Thalia’s my Muse of Mirth. She warms to me when I call her Thale) It’s a nice apartment Thale Just the right size for the two of us Bloggers Vale….. Nice suburb. Affordable rent Pool’s nice. Bit big you think? Nice neighbours They want to visit? Bring their speedboats? Maybe we should have got aContinue reading “We’re in a Quandry Thale and I”

Some People Think I’m Silly

Some people think I’m silly I guess, suppose, I am But so was someone else from here A guy called Milligan He did become quite famous Made people smile, laugh, cheer Can I then famous yet become By nonsensing on here? Although I’m silly as a wheel I have a serious side The trick isContinue reading “Some People Think I’m Silly”