Ponder this my loyal flock Yes Poet Don?…. If you pay as you go Yes?…. You probably won’t haveenough money to come back (Blank looks all around) Poet Don is a specialist in deep ponderWe are honoured to have him here with us
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Poet Don Solves the Age-Old Question. How Long is a Piece of String?
I’ve studied at length on the length of a string And it isn’t some multiple of tenth The answer’s quite logical, my followers, my flock It’s twice as long as half of it’s length You are a genius…. Thankyou…. Poet Don is a world expert on the subject of string We are indeed honoured toContinue reading “Poet Don Solves the Age-Old Question. How Long is a Piece of String?”
Crash….Yay!
You give child a new whizzy play toy The thing that their fancy first takes Is not the fun whizzy, bright colours It’s how this new toy I can break Crash…Yay! Don Matthews July 2020
Poet Don on the Number 40
Forty is the only English number With letters from beginning to end That follow in alphabetical order A fact of great use I do vend Very useful Poet Don…. You’re welcome…. Poet Don is a member of the esteemed Poets SocietyWe are honoured to have him here with us
Poet Don Reporting on 8652
8652 is the cabin Number in Ovation of the Seas A state room with balcony on deck 8 Just thought this information might please Good to know…. You’re welcome… Poet Don is a world expert in cabin numbersWe are honoured to have him here with us
Poet Don and Muse Thalia
Where are you sweet Thalia? Thale my Muse of Mirth Don’t leave me in my hour of need Fill my head with verse Nothing…. Thale? Thale, you there?…. Hopeless…Does your muse this? Disappear in your hour of need? Poet Don is from the esteemed Poets SocietyWe are honoured to have him here with us
The New (Almost Ready) Dronal Bee
I am a little dronal bee Developed in a lab I buzz around (proboscis down) And flower to flower it dab I pick up pollen from a tulip Then buzz of somewhere close (I must conserve my energy) Then dab it in a rose Bees Union is not happy They do not want to shareContinue reading “The New (Almost Ready) Dronal Bee”
Poet Don Reporting on Foamy
Poet Don reporting Wisdom, deep, profound Cappuccino’s yummy Top, nice foamy mound Profound…. Thankyou…. Poet Don is from the esteemed Poets SocietyWe are honoured to have him here with us
Poet Don Reporting on Tongues
Poet Don reporting My tongue in coffee wallows When it’s done its wallowing I tell it stop. Then swallow Gulp….. You have trained your tongue well Poet Don…. Thankyou…. Poet Don is from the illustrious Poets SocietyWe are honoured to have him here with us. Poet Don reports daily on FCS (Flippant, Comic and Serious)Continue reading “Poet Don Reporting on Tongues”
Poet Don Reporting on Diplomacy
Enrolled in course in politics To learn diplomacy How to rearrange, and change Exactly what I mean You will make a good politician…. Thankyou…. Poet Don is from the illustrious Poets SocietyWe are honoured to have him here with us
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 