My writes are often whacky Their meanings have a twist You may think I’ve been drinking That maybe I am pissed So why go write a poem Don ‘Bout whacky never pissed? I just like playing round with words Not drunk. And never pissed Don MatthewsJuly 2020
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Kayne for President Yay!
Kayne West is running for President Hey yippee hey yippee yay He’s now switched allegiance from Donald To stand on his own, yippee aye The billionaire rapper sneaker mogul Has help with his top-spotted race From curvaceous wife Kim Kardashian And Elon Musk (party head of space) His party he’s called ‘Birthday Party’ Sing heyContinue reading “Kayne for President Yay!”
From Ireland to Me Came This Challenge
From Ireland to me came this challenge Said write me a poem from scratch Start with first line and then see what comes next Not easy, but will see what can hatch (Thinks…) I’m starting out first with my first line Which tells me it’s line number one Line two’s just been written so thisContinue reading “From Ireland to Me Came This Challenge”
Poet Don Addresses his Flock
Ah, my flock, my followers Keep on procreating I’ll save you from the big bad wolf (Your numbers help my ratings) Baa… Poet Don is experimenting with a new breeding technique to increase his flock. The theory is laughter helps them go out and do their thing and bring back more sheep. A novel approach.Continue reading “Poet Don Addresses his Flock”
Turkey Logic
Iceland is named cos it’s got lots of ice India from Indian ink But Turkey’s got no turkeys strutting around Seems logic’s gone glug down the sink gobble.. gobble.. glug.. glug.. Don MatthewsJuly 2020 Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Poet Don Q&A on First ATM User
Here’s a question for you My followers (faithful all) (Yes Poet Don?…) Who was the first in the world to use Our ATM hole-in-the-wall ? (mumble..mumble…) (more mumble…mumble…) We give up…. Actor Reg Varney (On the Buses 1967)STAN!!! GET THAT BUS OUT!!!….. Golly gosh Poet Don, You are a goldmine of information…. Thankyou….
Poet Don Reporting on 10th July. A Special Day
You all enjoy your honey ? (Yes Poet Don….) Must keep your eyes on ground You wouldn’t want to step on it As it goes walking round (blank looks all round….) Today is 10th July, yes?… Yes Poet Don…. Well today is ‘Don’t Step on a Bee Day’…. Oooh… His little flock of followers depart,Continue reading “Poet Don Reporting on 10th July. A Special Day”
The World Has Gone Mad
They want to remove filmsand television seriesbecause of political correctness Are we not allowed to laughand keep in perspectivethe content of the erain which they were made? In the meantime We are subjectedto realty TV showsencouraging promiscuityand verbal abuse We are given a wide choiceof the most violent filmsto create a violent mentality But weContinue reading “The World Has Gone Mad”
Poet Don Q&A on Cats
A cat lover has asked me this question What do you think I should suggest? The cat’s quite allergic to their kiddies What should I go tell them that’s best? Yes Johnny?…. Get rid of the kids…. Anyone else?…. Poet Don is a world expert on cat/owner relationshipsWe are honoured to have his expertise hereContinue reading “Poet Don Q&A on Cats”
Edna (Stavely Makepeace 1970)
English Coventry band Stavely Makepeace recorded ‘Edna’ in 1970. Several members then went on to become Lieutenant Pigeon, recording ‘Mouldy Old Dough’ Edna are twin sisters Edna I and 2 Charlestoning with boa Yodelay ee oo Dancing round (all black and white) Edna 1 and 2 Taddish mad (but oh such fun) There should beContinue reading “Edna (Stavely Makepeace 1970)”