You don’t hear this no more my flock What do we not now hear?…. Your mummy saying flannel/soap Wash behind your ears My mummy did last night Poet Don…. So did mine…. Poet Don is an expert in current parent/child language.We are honoured to have him with us He is a valuable asset to theContinue reading “Poet Don on Washing with Soap”
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Helpful Items and their Operating Manuals
One of the rules of being happy? Be wary of helpful items weighing less Less than their operating manuals Which seems to make sense, I do guess Don MatthewsJuly 2020 Attributed to English author Terry Pratchett (1948-2015)
Sally and Sammy (two of Poet Don’s flock) Walked Off. Oh No…
Ms Van Lowen I really do thank you For calling police to assist In rounding up Sally and Sammy Who all of us here we have missed baa….baa….baa….baa…. Naughty ones Sally and Sammy Were gaily just wandering the streets Mowing each lawn as they passed by Chomping each flower they did meet baa…chomp….baa….chomp…. Police areContinue reading “Sally and Sammy (two of Poet Don’s flock) Walked Off. Oh No…”
Nuts and Bolts
I’ve got all these leftover bolts here And leftover nuts (quite a batch) But have me a bit of a problem Cos none of them do seem to match Funny ’bout that…. Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Poet Don on Sweet Bippy
Hand up all those who like chips?…. I do….I do….I do…. Poet Don When I was a boy in my school pants I also liked eating a chippy Us school kids would then rough and tumble And say “Mate you bet your sweet bippy” (Blank looks all round….) (I tried….) Poet Don is a valuableContinue reading “Poet Don on Sweet Bippy”
My New Beaut Cool T-Shirt
I’m wearing this new beaut cool T-shirt Bearing message I want chicks to see Made specially for me donny matthews The message it says ‘Blink if you want me’ No-one’s blinking?… Maybe I should have chosen a different font?…. Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Poet Don in his Off Time
Poet Don is a valued member of the FCS Team, and comes to us from the esteemed Poets Society.We are honoured to have him as our news anchor He broadcasts daily on FCS at 6pm Adelaide Austalia time
I Will Survive
Whatever will whatever will Whatever will will be But I am gonna, yep, survive Even if it kills me Survivor DonJuly 2020
Chomp
Covid you are looking bigI’ve got my mask on tightHands encased in rubber glovesI’m doing all things right Covid what you doing?You shrinking ‘fore my eyes?It seems it could be very soonI can wave you goodbye It seems it could be very sI can wave you goodbye Hey Covid? You’re a little spotGot rid ofContinue reading “Chomp”
Poet Don on What’s This Thing?
I know you’ve all got Iphones Yes Poet Don…. But what’s this pic on screen? Where might you just have seen this thing? (Note , it’s red not green) (all nodding for red…..) (mumble…mumble….) Doctor Who?…. Well done…. It also has a telephone inside…. (blank looks all round….) You put money in the slot toContinue reading “Poet Don on What’s This Thing?”
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 