Priscilla the cat’s joined our household Priscilla, on pilchards, is fed She’s chosen my bedroom to bunk down for the night I’m happy to give up my bed You’re kind daddy….. Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Tag Archives: humour
My Little Bradley
I come from the land of Down Under Not wanting to step on Bradley I pouched him in my kitchen apron He’s happy now, as you can see Don MatthewsJuly 2020
I’m Learning to do Amateur Woodwork
I’m learning to do amateur woodwork Was proud of this one (though a chore) Stood back, thought there’s something not right here Only three? maybe should have bought four? Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Poet Don Reporting on Clouds (over morning coffee)
Poet Don reporting Ground-breaking news today Coffee froth went up my nose And clouds are coloured grey Powerful words…. Thankyou…. Poet Don is a world expert on cloud colouringsWe are honoured to have him with us Reporting on FCS daily, we are privileged to have him as our news anchor
The Flat Earth Club’s Lucky Dip
Join our famous Flat Earth Club And enter Lucky Dip Your chance to dip in box and win A Round-the-World Cruise Trip Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Poet Don Q&A re his Botted Chair
Poet Don enlighten us Re your botted chair In which you rest your weary bot Of cheeks which you have pair? Yes my flock, I, like you, have two…. But what of your chair?…. It accommodates both…. Poet Don is a valuable asset to the FCS Team,coming to us from the illustrious Poets Society ReportingContinue reading “Poet Don Q&A re his Botted Chair”
Poet Don Reports on Chairman Mao’s Method for Reviving His Youthful Ying
We have received requests for our news anchor Poet Don to research more into the goings-on of Chairman Mao. He has come up with the goods. To re-vigorate Mao’s aging body He thought an idea was to try Sleeping with many fertile maidens With as many he could find (and then lie) Many ended upContinue reading “Poet Don Reports on Chairman Mao’s Method for Reviving His Youthful Ying”
Poet Don Reminiscing on Hit Parades
Good morning my flock… Good morning Poet Don…. Hands up all those who like listening to records?…. (Puzzled looks all round?…) Back in the days of the 50’s (My memory’s now starting to fade) I radio-listened at 6 every night To my favourite half-hour hit parade What did they hit Poet Don?….
I Am a Little Gusher
I am a little gusher Gusher with a G Gushing here and gushing there In my poetry I am a monster stomper Stomper with an S I like to stomp on little gushers STOMP….there’s now one less I am a writer/satirist Writing things to share it Behaviours will attract my pen If your cap fitsContinue reading “I Am a Little Gusher”
Depp Johnny Me Donny
All I really care about In Aus, is little Donny Don’t give a toss ’bout has-been/was Some little Depp called Johnny In the paper (every day!) He’s on a bender, Johnny Don’t give a toss cos here in Aus It’s me I care ’bout, Donny Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 