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Checked in Red

We chose the colour redAnd checked it in our clothesHappy checky ChristmasHappy there ya go’s…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Battery

Your battery I can’t findSir, where it should beDo you even have one?One for me to see? Oh, there it is…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Car Service Garage

This car came in for serviceOpened driver’s doorWas just about to start the jobAnd this is what we saw…. Did you remember to change the message dear?…… Don MatthewsApril 2021

Skip, Priscilla, Lizzy and Ralph Look At Pics Of Their EIF Holiday Camp Adventure T#22 (+ 3 poems not seen on FCS)

Every Monday Skip, Priscilla, Lizzy and Ralph used to look forward to their adventure at the EIF Holiday Camp. That is, until it suddenly shut down, without any warning. Understandably they are distressed and quite puzzled as to what is going on. I said maybe no longer viable?… overheads too great perhaps?…or it needed toContinue reading “Skip, Priscilla, Lizzy and Ralph Look At Pics Of Their EIF Holiday Camp Adventure T#22 (+ 3 poems not seen on FCS)”

Car Door

Went to open car doorTo let my dearest inSomething funny happenedNow my ditty’s fin… (Best I could do…sorry) Don MatthewsApril 2021

Angle

Parked the car on street last nightThis morning looked out windowCar was at an angleFunny I thought?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Parody Oh Parody

Parody oh parodyWhat have you done to me?The WordPress Board of Ethics areChasing after me You’ve parodied our daffodilsSuch pretty little flowersThat shoot each year in springtimeHelped up by rainy showers What the Ethics Board are up in arms about Don MatthewsApril 2021

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