humour – Page 30 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Flying

Flying through the airFlying fancy freeNot a worry not a careScroll down have looksee DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Pawn

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘pawn’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PAWN Today it is (yep) SaturdayChallenge word is pawnI’ll finish with a last lineI’ll finish with a yawn Yawn…… DM

Cyril

Hello? my name’s CyrilHow are you todayI am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Marionette

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘marionette’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO MARIONETTE Challenge word is marionetteWhat a silly wordThis challenge is ridiculousThis challenge is absurd DM

Train

When I catch the trainIt’s empty, plenty roomNo pushing and no shovingEmpty, plenty room Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Crop

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘crop’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO CROP (Yep) today is WednesdayI’m inna state of stressI gotta use word crop I doMy head is in a mess DM

Bradley

Jump up catch the ball BradleyJump up catch the ballCareful don’t you falter BradCareful don’t you fall Scroll down… Shit, you OK Brad?…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Prevent

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘prevent’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PREVENT Challenge word is preventSynonym word is blockI’m thinking up a last lineI’m thinking up word brock (UK) a male badger……. How’s about that…… DM

Bad to Worse

My day has gone real shittyGone from bad to worseFinished real nice concrete jobGone from bad to worse Scroll down… DM

Did the Calculations

Did the calculationsTrigonometryTurned out unexpectedScroll down have looksee DM