Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc A lovely little singing troupeWas this band of 3They trilled us with their melodiesTrilled us (Perc and me)…. Production Notes The Happiness 3 looked a bit light on for the photoshootso we brought in some extras for balance. We tried to get the man onContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Happiness 3 Job”
Tag Archives: humour
Leap
This huge gigantic animalTook a fearsome leapLived to tell his grandchildrenBedtime story (sleep)…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Santa’s Covid Cave
Roll up kiddiesFree jabs hereDouble vaxWe give with cheer Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Dorothy Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Funny thing ’bout DorothyWe don’t know what she sungIt seems she liked to shoot her gun(And horse it was well-hung) Production Notes Photoshoot had to be done outdoors Had to explain why to Perc Post Production Notes We did eventually discover what Dorothy sang.She sentContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Dorothy Job”
Stud
I gotta get myselfA pair of these I doI wanna be a studCock-a-doodle-doo…. This ad would be banned today Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Warehouse
We’re organising warehouseBethel, Joyce and meWe work together well we doScroll right down and see…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Boys Town Gang Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc The singer in this group broughtTwo boys to hold her handShe asked if we could do a coverFor their Boys Town Gang? We named our priceShe was happy Post Production Notes Poor girl needed support to stand upWe think the experience might have been aContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Boys Town Gang Job”
Zoo with a Difference
At Chinese zoo in ChongoingThey do things differentlyPeople locked in mobile cageWhile animals roam free…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Rise Up and Make a Message
I am a woman suffragetteAll of us have titsRise up and make a messageRise up and use your tits…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
It’s a Man’s World
I’m ready for my breakfast dearEggs and bacon (three)Coffee, milk, with sugar (two)It’s a man’s world (me) You like your eggs runny? Sorry dear…… This ad for ties would be banned today Don MatthewsOctober 2021