humour – Page 282 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Stan Has a Leftover of Bricks

Ordered 1,000 bricks for job300 in excessDidn’t want to waste them(But think it looks a mess)…. We love it Stan…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Headwear

We’re decked out in the latestFashion for our headMade of see-through plasticWhat more can be said….. Maybe I should have said facewear….. Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Stan Invents New Aid for Army

Invented you a new ideaFor shooting round a corner…. Blows up in our faceSorry. Good try……. Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Stan Lays More Bricks

Stan’s not always uselessWhen comes to laying bricksJust because I script himDoes not mean that he’s thick Always….. Well done Stan…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Brigadiers Job

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc The Brigadiers, full of cheerHappy smiling lotJesus, Jesus all you needPayment’s all we got Production Notes Clothes Studio wardrobe. The girls wanted blueUnfortunately we couldn’t match the shoesDon’t they look nice? Studio baby grand. We are a professional studio with only the besNote props UsingContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Brigadiers Job”

Stan Does His Weights and Measures

I did the weights and measuresTrigonometryShould have worked no problemEmbarrassing to see…. Please empathise with StanHe is trying…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Valve Job

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc This one was rather differentTo our usual fareThe girl (real cute) made up for itSo really didn’t care Production Notes Perc took a lot of time and pleasure placing the buttonsSo did Julie Post Production Notes Julie didn’t know anything about the LP within WeContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Valve Job”

Abou Ben Adhem for Today’s Poets

Poetry’s evolvingNew upgrades all the ragePoets want to open micUpgrades on the stage A group of well-known poetsReworked Abou Ben AdhemThey open miked their hard-earned work(Which some called utter mayhem) Don MatthewsJuly 2019

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Miracle Aires Job

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc This group was so happyPlenty smiles aroundExuded love in choral tonesJesus love in sound Production Notes What a happy smiley lot they were. A pleasure to do business with Hair by Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Suits/ties Studio wardrobe Post Production Notes In appreciation forContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Miracle Aires Job”