I’m inna lot of troubleYou could say in deep shitLook what’s growing on my foreheadSee why I’m in shit?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Tag Archives: humour
Doorway
I came in through one doorwayI’m sure this was the oneWhy can’t I go back through it?Whatever’s going on?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Mrs Miller’s Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Mrs Miller was a sweetiePractised every dayTrilling here and trilling thereWhat more can I say? Production Notes Studio rose garden was in full bloom at the timeDoesn’t she look sweet? Post Production Notes In appreciation for our efforts she sent us a copy of herContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Mrs Miller’s Job”
Rails
I’m into practice liftingUp myself on railsJust spied a nice one up ahead…. Shit…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Wedding Wine
It’s lovely getting marriedSharing sips of wineFollowed by receptionWhere we all will dine…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Stilettos
I bought myself some new shoesWhich have a lovely feelFour inch spikes give me some heightThe latest new-age heel…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Kitchen Cupboards
Kitchen cupboards Won’t stay closeFaulty latches I suppose… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Poet Don Reporting on the Observation of Roman Serf Benidictus
Poet Don writes his reports with quill and ink. He’s old school Romans, fellow countrymenHe’s got a crooked noseA sign he is a leaderHow ’bout that, there ya go’s Lead us oh great crooked-nose one……. SEQUERE ME, O CREDULUS UNUS What’s he say?…… Hang on, I’ll Google…… ‘Follow me oh gullible one’ he says…… SourceContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Observation of Roman Serf Benidictus”
Stan’s Sideline – Building Fountains
I’m very good with toiletFlush, where water goesLikewise with my fountainsWhere the water flows…. It’s very different Stan. We like it…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Letterbox
Don’t want to be like normalDon’t want to be like restI want to stand out differentWhere I can be my best…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021