Earmuffs on my earsTarget in my sightHello, where did dat go did INot do something right?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Tag Archives: humour
Because We Say So
Why do I have to wear these thingsWear these stupid things?‘Cause we (the show producers)Say so…. Trixxy’s daytime job? (if you follow me?)…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Just Bought Myself an E-Car
Just bought myself an e-carSlight problem I have gotThey didn’t mention chargingCharging they forgot…. Is that you Fan? – (Fandango’s just joined the e set)…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Lamborghini/Batmobile
I have a LamborghiniThermochromic paintIs what it has, is coated withCommon paint it ain’t I like to play at BatmanIn my BatmobileEnter carwash, splash aroundBatman out, big deal Don’t believe me do ya?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Balance Problem
Had it nicely balancedSuddenly was notMade a grab to hold itCaused a problem (lot)…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Priscilla Does a Jesus
Priscilla is FCS resident cat Priscilla’s not like anyAny other catShe can walk on waterAnd that my friend is that…. Did I detect a shove from behind?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Stealing a Car. Sure-Fire Plan
I worked me out a sure-fire planOn how to steal a carOut ya hop, then in I hopEasy, there ya are…… Shit, it’s a manual……. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Privacy
Need privacyWill fixThere ya goEasy fix…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Our Lovely Baby
I was a lovely babyGrew into lovely boyMy daddy he is proud of meI’m mummy’s pride and joy…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Stan Contracted to Refresh Road Signs
Knowing of my expertiseIn painting signs on roadsThey asked me to refresh this one I said sure…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 