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Parking Lot

The parking lot did show themWhere to park their carWhich they were so grateful forWhere to park their car…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 19, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:car park, humour, poetry1 Comment on Parking Lot

Priscilla Rehearses for Swan Lake

Priscilla is our FCS resident cat Cilla has a performanceComing up real soonLoves her little Swan Lake danceOn the 10th of June…. Seven performances. All sold out…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 19, 2021Posted inPriscilla, FCS resident catTags:cat, dancing, humour, poetry, swan lake3 Comments on Priscilla Rehearses for Swan Lake

Knitting

My wife is into knittingShe has the girls aroundHer latest project (very nice)Suits any size of round…. All the girls line up for a try…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 19, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, knitting, poetry, toilet3 Comments on Knitting

Wedding Party

We’re having a wedding partyPhoto on the pierNotice says limit 10 tonShould be no problem here…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 18, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:collapse pier, humour, poetry, wedding party4 Comments on Wedding Party

Hang On Darling

Hang on tight my darlingYour going for a rideAll is safe, enjoyableMummy’s by your side…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 18, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:child, flying fox, humour, poetry, ride5 Comments on Hang On Darling

Stan’s New PC Cleanup Service

Opened up new businessCleaning crap PC’sOpening special now on|Clean-ups offered free…. Thankyou Stan. It works much better now…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 18, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:computer clean-up, humour, poetry, stan2 Comments on Stan’s New PC Cleanup Service

Why?

Been on this shelf a long timeBuyers pass me byForgotten what I sound likeWhy, I wonder, why?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 17, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, old car horn, poetry5 Comments on Why?

Life is Looking Good

My chair is soft and comfyHave hat upon my headLife is being good to meWhen all is done and said…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 17, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:chicken, flower, humour, poetry3 Comments on Life is Looking Good

Entertaining the Cats

Here we go againThe cloth and cover thingWish he’d try a new one….. Shit! run for it……. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 17, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:cats, humour, poetryLeave a comment on Entertaining the Cats

Tagged My Shades For This Week

Red says that I’ve done itGreen I’ve yet to tryYellow research injuries?Orange equipment buy…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 17, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:50 shades of grey, humour, poetry6 Comments on Tagged My Shades For This Week

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