humour – Page 261 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Neighbourly Treats

My neighbour passes through the fenceTo littlies, longed-for treatsThey wait each day at 10amWhen him again they’ll meet…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Piano

I’m playing the pianoGetting louder (more)When underneath appears a noteUnderneath the door…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Priscilla’s New Toy

Priscilla is FCS resident cat They’ve bought me a newToy to enjoyI sit here for hoursEnjoy and enjoy…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Stan Applies for Job at McDonalds

I gotta smiley faceAnd yep I do do itEspecially in the afternoonI like to yep do it…. I fit the bill. The job’s mine…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Stan the Bridge Controller

I am in charge of bridge controlI like the work I doThe captains they all wave at meAs they go sailing through…. And I wave back…. We like waving to each other…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Stan/Perc Workteam

Perc is good workerGood buddy tooI will stop throwingWhen he needs the loo…. We look after each other we do…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Forth-hence

Much of my stuffDon’t make any senseI’ll try and improveFrom now and forth-hence DM

Piano

Our daughter learnt pianoMoved on to flugelhornNo-one to now play pianoStill plenty use (not worn)…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Hair Comb

I bought myself a hair combIt’s very very niceHandy and adjustable(It also combs out lice)…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

I’m Throwing a Party for Reaching 666 Followers

I’m throwing me a partyFor reaching 6-6-6My followers all read my postsSome even read times six Thankyou to all my followersIt means a lot to me…… You’ve only got 10…… What?…… I had myself a partyOnly 10 turned upRest sent their apologiesOtherwise engaged…. Moral – don’t believe number of so-called ‘followers’. Means nothing…… Don MatthewsJanuaryContinue reading “I’m Throwing a Party for Reaching 666 Followers”