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Fandango’s Missed One Word Challenge – Help

Write something incorporating the word ‘help’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. MISSED ODE TO HELP Help! I looked at clock andIt was 10pmShit, way past my posting timeHelp, way past DM No, I didn’t fall asleep Fan…… There’s more to life than blogging 24/7…… DM

Stan Applies His University Learning

I went to universityStudied countries (all)Use in my design workEiffel Tower is tall…. Eiffel Tower is tall. Visit when you next in New York. Or Sweden…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Itinerant

Write something incorporating the word ‘itinerant’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxy and Lexxy are hussy buddies ODE TO ITINERANT In our line of specialtyWe move from street to streetItinerant workers plying tradeWondering who we’ll meet Catch, not meet Lexx…… DM

One Cool Goth

I am a proud and black-dressed gothJust got some real cool bootsIn keeping with the rest of meThese boots fit on my foots…. I’m a well-booted goth…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

The Poet and the Rule of Thirds

Don’t treat me as a writerDon’t know the Rule of ThirdsI’m just a simple poetPlaying round with words Rule of Thirds? Wot’s that? One third introduction One third body One third conclusion Oh…… You would be familiar with the Rule of Thirds Fan? Wot? DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Practitioner

Write something incorporating the word ‘practitioner’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PRACTITIONER Practitioner’s not an easyThing to rhyme/ode toTook me many hours, yepMany hours to do Can you put your word (Fan)Generator modeInto easy yes, no, butsEase my heavy load? I’m exhausted Fan. …….. I’m pleasedContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Practitioner”

Seats

All the seats are takenExcept some I know aren’tThe’re fixed and quite immobileSo go ‘way no you can’t…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Ralph Goes for a Ride

Ralph is FCS resident dog When Ralph goes out to rideInsists he looks real coolHe wants attention from the girlsThinks he’ll make them drool…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

The Interesting Town I Live In

Enjoy the town I live inVariety aboundsLot’s of interesting peoplePeople walking round…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Reprieve

Write something incorporating the word ‘reprieve’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO REPRIEVE My neurons said they’re sorryReprieve can we please have?For sending you so sillyAnd sending you to lav They’re showing some empathy at last Fan. …. I hope yours don’t give you neuronic diarrhoea. It’sContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Reprieve”