humour – Page 248 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Corridors A’Flush

I’m staying in this flash hotelWith corridors a’flushJust woken up in need of peeAnd need it in a rush…. Shit, where’s the loo?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

I love my meal of crickets(Sustainably produced)I also like them in a drinkAll mixed together (juiced) In a huge shake-up, insect protein is being included in diets as more becomes known about it’s health benefits. Good for the environment as well. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Lottie’s Been Spotted

Several weeks ago Fandango gifted Lottie the elephant to Bushboy and it seems she broke out of her compound. Rumour has it Bushboy was not feeding Lottie her favourite peanuts (Australian Nobbys Nuts) Others say Lottie was pining and went off in search of love. We all felt for her here at FCS. We reallyContinue reading “Lottie’s Been Spotted”

Smugglers

Attempt was made to smuggle usOut the country (fail)The airline said they’d take us home(The smugglers went to jail)…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Airport Stickers

We’re sitting in the airportWaiting for our planePlaying with our stickersExercising brain….. Daddy will like this when he wakes up…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Robust

Write something incorporating the word ‘mimic’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ROBUST I am a lady robotRobust is my breedI have a bust sticks out my chestFor everyone to seed…. But not touch You ever been tempted by a robust Fan?…….. I know the bust mightContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Robust”

Tag Archives: humour

Corridors A’Flush

I Love My Crickets. Yum.

Lottie’s Been Spotted

Smugglers

Airport Stickers

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Robust

Deep and Meaningful

Airport Storage

Suitcase

Stretching the Legs