Write something incorporating the word ‘rotund’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ROTUND I am a little rabbitRed, round and rotundWhy am I fed so grossly?They want me be fecund I didn’t know there were red rabbits Fan.?…… I don’t see the connection between obesity and fecundityContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Rotund”
Tag Archives: humour
Stan Flies the Ceremonial Helicopter
They asked me to fly the helicopterFor their special paradeI feel humbled, feel very proudA skill for which I’m made…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Tough Luck Don
I’m drowning in ideasMy neurons party onThe buggers they don’t give a shitSay sorry, tough luck Don I’ve all these drafts on hard drive(A hundred up to date)Neurons just keep laughing at meSorry, tough luck mate One neuron battered poetFebruary 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Launch
Write something incorporating the word ‘launch’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO LUNCH, LAUNCH sorry I’m whipping up my neuronsTake off you lot, (prompt – launch)Launch me words of wisdom(Yep) can hear you craunch Craunch… Press or grind with crackling noise. How about that? DM
Stan on Important (but simple) Crane Job
I went to universityLearnt to drive a craneJob here looks quite simpleDoes not require a brain…. What did I do wrong?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Shirt
I saw this lovely shirtAnd bought it at the storeThen wondered when I wore itWhy did people stare?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan Trains for his Pilots Licence
Decided I would likeTo learn to fly a planeLooks quite simple, easyMy licence (yep) to gain…. We think you could do with a bit more practice…… I turned the wheel left and it moved right ? Why?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Harangue
Write something incorporating the word ‘harangue’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO HARANGUE I like this word, this promptThis prompt I have, harangueWhy? because it rhymes just niceWith orangutang It’s orangutan……….. Issit?…… DM DM
Wildlife Photographer
I photograph the wildlifeAnimals to fearNever miss a good oneLike one I’m taking here…. Monkey in tree. Top shot…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
What’s That?
It’s been a lot of effortAt last escaped the packWhat’s that I hear you saying?Not worth it mate turn back?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 