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Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Quip

Write something incorporating the word ‘quip’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO LITTLE QUIP I am a little quipI start with q end pWhat a useless writerWhat a useless me quip quip …… Little quip says hello to you Fan. How thoughtful…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Lame

Write something incorporating the word ‘lame’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO LAME His mind it got bruised, it got batteredNeurons completely buggered his brain|Left the poor poet rightly shatteredHis brain was left permanently lame Tragic Fan…….. That’s what you get working too hard. Neurons rebelBit likeContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Lame”

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Cock van der Palm Job

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Cock van der Palm (I said yikes!)Was this Perc, a masturbation code?I’m much too embarrassed to continueThis seems Cock Palm’s sexual relief mode But we’ll happily do his cover and take his money…… Won’t we Perc….? Yes boss…….. Production Notes We thought the wide lapelsContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Cock van der Palm Job”