How am I feelingFeeling today? Hang on I’ll just check…. I feel like No 5…shit Don MatthewsMarch 2022 PS It seems these are actual tattoos. Yuck
Tag Archives: humour
Stan’s Proud Toilet Install
She asked me for a toiletDifferent from the restLooked in all supply shopsBought what I thought best…. I love it Stan…so glitzy-poo…… Another satisfied customer…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
I Got a Little Problem
I got a little problemI don’t know how I gotI’ll slowly get solutionTo get out how I got…. My beer will help me figure it out…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
This Car is Very Different
This car is very differentDifferent from the restJust out of manufactureDoing start-out test…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Carpet
Write something incorporating the word ‘carpet’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO THE LITTLE CARPET I am a little carpetLying on the floorIn a prime positionBy the front front door Isn’t that nice Fan?…… DM
Instructor Stan’s Tip Helps Me Drive
I find that when I driveThis helps my driving skillsInstructor Stan showed me this trickWorks really good on hills…. My instructor suggested it officer…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Stan Participates in Research Project
I love my animalsAnd must participateThey have no others wanting toIt’s only me to date…. Perc has offered to join me. Good buddy is Perc…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Lounge
If you’ve bought a loungeAnd want to take it homeHere’s an easy cost-free way…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Hibernate
Write something incorporating the word ‘hibernate’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO HIBERNATE I’m a fan of FanI’m a fan of FanI therefore cannot hibernateCos I’m a fan of Fan Hip hip hooray…… Gawd…… DM
Enforced Holiday
I’ve just been on a holidayWhere I don’t know whereThey locked me in a darkened roomNow have returned from there And happy to be back…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 