humour – Page 237 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Wodney Wabbit

Come to Wodney sweetheartEaster time is hereWabbits hopping all aroundGiving Easter cheer…. We seem to have a problem Wodney (store manager)……… She want’s red eggs not yellow….. I said we’ve run out. Delays in re-stocking. Covid etc…. She just screamed louder…… Don MatthewsHappy EasterApril 2022

Inspection

We’re from the local councilChecking all’s OKThat you are complyingDoing what you say…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Funhouse Mirror

I hate all this attentionI want to change it (how?)Although it’s only temporaryNo-one will know me now…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Nobody

Write something incorporating the word ‘nobody’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO NOBODY I am a little nobodydon with low cap dNo-one cares a bout meOr my poetry Sob sob…… I’m gonna go in the corner and hibernate…… DM

Priscilla is not a Pretty Sight

Priscilla is FCS resident cat Every now and thenFrustrated Cilla getsHere she’s at frustrated bestOne frustrated pet…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Football Daddy

Let’s play football daddyDaddy kick to meThen I’ll kick it back to youFooty daddy wheeeee…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Bunsters Sauce

Bunters Sauce is gluten freeBut packs a power of shit I have it on my ribeye steakA power of shit it is…. Sheesh!. and made in Australia?…… Shit the Bed is a best seller. (see below) Shit the Bed is the only ultra hot sauce with flavour. Loaded with Scorpion chillies (the #3 hottest chilliContinue reading “Bunsters Sauce”

Stan’s Motto – Safety at all Times

I always wear my hard hat(Safety is a must)Toolkit always hangs on beltIn both I put my trust…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Stan Tows the Portaloos

I’ve got the job of towingPortaloos (times 4)A job I’ve never done beforeBut hope to do some more…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Wrap

Write something incorporating the word ‘wrap’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxy and Lexxy are hussy buddies ODE TO WRAP Had to wrap it up few nightsCouncil is to blameBlocked our hussy road of fameCouncil workers came Big apologies. They realize we’re an essential service……. Promised a quickContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Wrap”