Important that I let knowDrivers ’bout their signIf I don’t they will get stressedAt where has gone? their sign?…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Tag Archives: humour
Covid Caps
We like our special virus capsTo keep Covid awaySome people laugh but we don’t careWe are all happy gay…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
I’d Like One of Those Dear
We’re driving in the sunshineLorries going byCarrying different merchandiseSome you question why…. I’d like one of those dear. Good for family dinners…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Lawn
We sell all types of instant lawnFrom fescue, couch and ryeJust have a look at sample boardOutside as you pass by…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Mower
I need to mow my lawnBut it’s run out of gasGuess I’ll have to queue upAnd wait my turn… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Thankyou Very Much
Thankyou very much In helping me to crossThere are no lights to help meWithout you I’m at loss…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Anti-Cunt Tablets
Should you need de-cuntingWe’ve made these just for youCuntnomorepaline (trade mark)Choogaloogaloo…. Don’t believe me do ya?…. Manufactured and marketed by alcotab….. Available over the counter at at your local chemist………. Brought to you by FCS’s de-cunting driveApril 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Tragedy
Write something incorporating the word ‘tragedy’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO TRAGEDY I am a little tragedyWaiting happen toHave yet decided what thingWhat tragic thing to do Don’t panic Fan.. just joking……… |DM
Stan Enters the Local Brick Throwing Competition
Been doing lots of practiceKnow the judges tooMates and buddies all they areScorers fair and true…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Catering for Me. At Last
I’m not the normal personI’m in the drunken setClothes have been impossibleImpossible to get Until now…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 