Perchance you’re in the watersOf Nord you must watch outThe Nordic jaws of deathCan really mess you ’bout…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Tag Archives: humour
The Happy Little Hamster
I am a happy littleHamster on my wheelFaster faster fasterGosh! dizzy do I feel…. Yikes…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Stan We’ve Got a Problem
Stan (installer of our loo)Had to call him backSomething’s happened to itSeems it’s gone bit slack…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Catwalk
This is stupid/sillyWhat I’m doing herePointless silly stupidDo it every year…. beep beep…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Machine
Write something incorporating the word ‘machine’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO MACHINE I am a machineClunk clunk clunkI’m falling apartLosing my funk America seems to be losing it’s funk also Fan…… DM
Got a Little Problem
Got a little problemSpent days arriving hereBloody hell frustratedWhat have I done wrong?…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Stan’s Very Conscious of Visual Appearance in Toilet Installation
Mrs Jones, a toiletDid want (in con-fined space)I did the best I did, I didIn such a con-fined space…. I like it…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Moving House
Today we moved our houseUsed a special truckArrived at destinationWith a bit of luck…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Stan Shows Importance of Speed in Getting the Job Done
No-one likes a slackerNeed to get job doneSpeed is very vitalIf I’m to get job done…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Strolling With Friend Molly
Just put on my sneakersFor a daily strollThey say the weather’s changing(Better take my broll)…. Shit Molly…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 