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Why Singh?

Singh why do you do thisIn our hour of prayerThis is not the time or placeDo you Singh not care?…. No…… Don MatthewsJune 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 5, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:bubble gum, humour, indian, poetryLeave a comment on Why Singh?

Price of Gas

Our attitude in 22Compared with 21About we cannot change a thingFor what is done is done…. Don MatthewsJune 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 4, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, petrol price, poetryLeave a comment on Price of Gas

Tears

Tears are dropping slowlySlowly from one eyeDropping blood so slowlyOnly one eye (why?) Why?…… Only Kevin knows…… The haunting work of Kevin Weirtransforms old images into surreal stories Don MatthewsJune 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 3, 2022Posted inKevin Weir, UncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, surrealLeave a comment on Tears

Chair

The chair did wonder whatWhat had sat on itNot the usual sitter, chair didWonder what it hit…. Don MatthewsJune 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 3, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:chair, humour, obese, poetry2 Comments on Chair

My Motto

Be prepared’s my mottoDon’t want to end in pinkMen just do not worryMen just do not think…. Don MatthewsJune 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 3, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:be prepared, condoms, humour, poetryLeave a comment on My Motto

Stans Locksmith Company

I learnt my trade of fitting locksAt universityNow class myself an expertIn fitting locks for thee…. An example of my locksmanship…… Another happy customer…… Don MatthewsJune 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 3, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, locksmith, poetry, stanLeave a comment on Stans Locksmith Company

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Ransom

Write something incorporating the word ‘ransom’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO RANSOM Kidnapped my favourite teddy100 dollar ransomWhy 100 dollar?They know I’m richer than some Best I can do Fan. …….. DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 3, 2022Posted inFandango's One Word ChallengeTags:humour, poetry, ransom, teddy bearLeave a comment on Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Ransom

Mermaid Tattoo

I’ve got myself a tattooPlain and ordinaryNothing very differentScroll down and looksee…. Don MatthewsJune 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 2, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, mermaid, poetry, tattoo4 Comments on Mermaid Tattoo

Priscilla Visits the TV Studio

Priscilla is FCS resident cat Priscilla was invited toThe TV studioGot to see the news deskNews desk there ya go…. Don MatthewsJune 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 2, 2022Posted inPriscilla, FCS resident catTags:cat, humour, poetry, TV studio3 Comments on Priscilla Visits the TV Studio

Priscilla Goes Skydiving

Priscilla is FCS resident cat I may just be a felineWith lovely coat to brushBut need my fix of excitementMy daily adrenaline rush…. She has no fear…… Don MatthewsJune 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 1, 2022Posted inPriscilla, FCS resident catTags:cat, humour, poetry, skydiving2 Comments on Priscilla Goes Skydiving

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