Write something incorporating the word ‘unimaginative’ ‘ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO UNIMAGINATIVE Tonight my ode is unimagIn-ative I’m sorryI’m giving what God gave meFrom my inner me I said I would not do an ode(Called a rhyme) tonightBut Spirit of FOWCSaid go on, have aContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Unimaginative”
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Dull and Far Less Classy
Critic of the DuchessPiers Morgan had to sayNothing nice about herNothing nice to say Dull and far less classyThan KardashiansMeghan you’re a ruthless socialClimber you are, and…. Obnoxious, hypocriticalSelf-serving and much moreHarry (Mr Empathy)Not met father-in-law The show is packed with spuriousHypocrisy and moreTypical of what’s becomeThe Sussex signature Entitled, rich, narcisticEveryone is wrongVictims biggestContinue reading “Dull and Far Less Classy”
McDonalds Nostalgia (Policeman Plod)
Policeman Plod in playgroundKiddies run amokParents tearing hair outSaying what the fock Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Foreign Singer Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc This foreign singer came to usAnd sang in foreign tongueWhile we prepared what he did wantNo understand his song Production Notes Glasses and jacket Studio wardrobe.A rather suave image we thought Hair by Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Post Production Notes WeContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Foreign Singer Job”
Zoo Tapir Feeding Problem
Had awful trouble feedingThe tapir at the zooEventually solved the problemScroll down see what we do Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Problem
I got a little problemMy pot was not like thisWhen I last looked at itHow to resolve I wish? Don MatthewsDecember 2022
McDonalds Nostalgia (birthday party)
Birthday party Mc style wasSpecial in the past(Children now all grown up)With memories to last Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Indebted
Write something incorporating the word ‘indebted’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO INDEBTED Indebted? Outdebted?Outdebted preferBut in/out I flip/flopFlip flopping incur Happy flip flopping Fan…… DM
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Pauline and Randy Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Pauline/Randy rang meFeeling real depressedStanley can you help us with A cover? do your best? I said sure can Ms PaulineSure can, will have a bashBring young Randy with yaWill do then take your cash We’ll pop down there right now sheContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Pauline and Randy Job”
Milly Molly
Milly MollyOrange tailsJacket blueAnd extra tail A tale of three tails…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022