humour – Page 182 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

New Class Member

He wanted to be educatedCome and join the classSo entered through the front door(Looks like he came through glass) Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Deaf and Dumb

I’m following the speakerWith my deaf and dumbHad to do some improviseWith my deaf and dumb Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Modern Feline Surgery

I had a minor accident(Unusual for a pet)Now surgically I’m back in placeThankyou thankyou vet Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Shit What Was That Sound I Heard?

I am a racing driverBoth hands on the wheelShit what was that sound I heardWhat’s this funny feel? Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Hedge

Out in the morningHedge gets a trimAnnual haircutBy owner Jim Good onya Jim…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Flummoxed

Write something incorporating the word ‘flummoxed’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO FLUMMOXED At times I get quite flummoxedUnderstanding meRunning hither thither-likeFlummoxed (yep) I be Completely flummoxed Fan…… DM

Goose

We have a gooseWe love her soShe guards the doorDoh si doh Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Gerald’s Canary

I’m Gerald’s little canaryGerald’s pride and joyI play with him he plays with meI’m Gerald’s pride and joy Shit son you’re not meant to eat it…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Donald and Boris

Donald and BorisBoth act on a whimCollectively knownAs couple Dim Twin Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Knorkator Job

Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Knorkator were scaryHeavy metal (crash)Did the cover quicklyTook contracted cash Production Notes Shit this was a difficult one Photographer Perc was able to get that true heavy metal lookThe guys were pleasedWell done Perc Makeup by Stan’s Makeup to the Stars TheyContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Knorkator Job”