Write something incorporating the word ‘meditate’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO MEDITATE My ode tonight is silentMeditate I beWondering what to write aboutMeditating me DM
Tag Archives: humour
Fire Extinguisher
A fire has just broke outI gotta put it outWhere the hell is it?Use eyes you silly git…. DM
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Squirt Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Assumed the lady’s name was SquirtCame to do her thingWe did the job and took the cashRing-a-ding-a-ding Production Notes Props Studio warehouse Photographer Perc was able to capturethat lovely dreamy lookWell done Perc Post Production Notes Perc thought Squirt was a lovelyContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Squirt Job”
What a Lovely View Dear
What a lovely view dearLiving right up hereFoundations safe and sturdyNothing for to fear…. What’s that trembling dear……Just a minor earthquakeNothing to worry about……. DM
Security Gate
Had trouble with some prowlersHad gate put in to beatOne which wasn’t scaleableHunky. dory, sweet…. DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Type
Write something incorporating the word ‘type’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO TYPE My odes are of the silly typeSilly silly twatBut deep within that sillinessIs deep deep meaning, what? I’ve convinced myself Fan…… DM
I Install ATM’s. Am Very Happy with My Job
I am a bank installerInstalling ATM’sI’m really proud of this oneIt’s one of my own gems DM
Buy Local, Support the Economy
I bought this sprayer made right hereSupport economyHello? what’s this underneath?So much made locally DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Cook
Write something incorporating the word ‘cook’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO COOK What can I cook upFor my ode tonightBrain is still el bustoNothing there in sight Still no go Fan. Sorry…… DM
Gadget
Bought myself a gadgetHelps me pass the timeFind it very usefulPassing lots of time DM
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 