humour – Page 129 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Sincere

Write something incorporating the word ‘sincere’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SINCERE Today’s word is sincereSynonym (yep) profoundAm sorry but this rhyme does notIt does not come with sound Sorry…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Committee

Write something incorporating the word ‘committee’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO COMMITTEE I’m running out of ideasRunning out of steamWill fill gap with committeeDespite still being keen DM

Gate Attendant

I’ve got a real important jobGate-raising up and downI have a special uniformOf black (not colour brown) DM

Bank Transvaalia

We at Bank TransvaaliaAsk our customersHelp in counting moneyCounting money out DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Stumble

Write something incorporating the word ‘stumble’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO STUMBLE I’m in a state of stumbleI don’t know what to writeI don’t know what to writeI don’t know what to write DM

Thrice

I’ve tried it onceI’ve tried it twiceI’ve given up I’ve tried it thrice DM

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Three Drummers Job

Stan runs a successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc We wanted drumming coverDrummers we are threeDrumming (yep) our hearts outScroll down have looksee Production Notes A really hot session. Difficulty concentrating Clothes none required Hair Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Photographer Perc got those nice goddamn-great-drumming looksWell done Perc Post Production NotesContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Three Drummers Job”

Whizzy

Whizzy nilly whizzyWhizzy nilly (yep)Whizzy nilly (yep yep)Whizzy nilly (yep) DM

Biceps

I got bicepsNot fake onesPair of bicepsAll said done DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Horn

Write something incorporating the word ‘horn’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO HORN Horn (yep) is today’s wordToday’s word (yep) is hornMy head is still el blankoCan only think of quorn A mycoprotein-based food productused as a substitute for meat……. How’s about that…… DM