humour – Page 128 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Bath

The bath it looked appealingAppealing (yep) to meA problem but I now have gotScroll down and have looksee Shit…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Virtue

Write something incorporating the word ‘virtue’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO VIRTUE Today’s word (yep) is virtueSynonym righteousnessMy head is still a mixupMy head is still a mess DM

Make-Up Clinic

Was looking so down-heartedTo clinic I did goThey did a transformationWhich they did good did so I feel much happier with my new look…… DM

Hose

Mummy I’m in troubleHose just squirted meDon’t know how it happenedScroll down have looksee DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Newfangled

Write something incorporating the word ‘newfangled’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO NEWFANGLED Word today is newFangled (as one word)Head’s still empty, uselessCan only think of churred Make a vibrant sound, as of some birds…… EG..Night-hawks churred as they beat on noiseless wingsabove the beds of brambleContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Newfangled”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Destroy

Write something incorporating the word ‘destroy’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO DESTROY Today my ode is simpleSimple is my odeGotta use word destroyFingers keyboard rode DM

I Think I Gotta Problem

I think I gotta problemThink I am bit stuckDon’t know how it happenedShit and wtf? DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Exact

Write something incorporating the word ‘exact’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO EXACT My odes they are exactExactly (yep) four linesThe third line’s just a fill-inThe fourth just ends the rhyme DM

This Handy Thing

To line our clients eyelashesThis handy thing we useYo line them with mascaraThis handy thing we use DM

Hiss

My cat is happyDoing thisShe doesn’t mindDon’t even hiss DM