humour – Page 113 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Bed

My owners they did buy meA nice and comfy bedA bed to stretch out languidlyA bed to rest my head Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Killer

Write something incorporating the word ‘killer’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO KILLER Weeding is a killerWeeding is a choreHead is still done emptyJust remembered crore The number that is represented asa one followed by 7 zeros; ten million……. Well I’ll be……. DM

Fuzzy

Hello? my name’s FuzzyHow are you today?I am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down for Fuzzy… DM

Charlie

Hello? my name’s CharlieHow are you today?I am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… Shit you OK son?…… DM

I’ve Given You Instructions

I’ve given you instructionsWhat to do (I said)Keep your eyes fixed firmly onOn the path ahead Shit you OK son?…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Baseline

Write something incorporating the word ‘baseline’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO BASELINE Today’s word (yep) is baselineWhat a stupid wordMy head is still el blankoThis poem is absurd DM

Doggie and Me

Doggie wants my biscuitMummy it’s not fairDoggie wants my biscuitMummy it’s not fairScroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Indifferent

Write something incorporating the word ‘indifferent’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO INDIFFERENT Tonight I am indifferentCouldn’t care a lessOde remains unfinished(Couldn’t give a hoot) DM

My Vinyls Have a Hole

My legs are luscious, lovelyI am a sexy wholeMy boobs are almost falling out(My vinyls have a hole) Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Donate

Write something incorporating the word ‘donate’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO DONATE Today’s word (yep) is donateSynonym is provideDespite head is still emptyMy fingers keyboard flied Whoosh…… DM