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Gate Attendant

I’ve got a real important jobGate-raising up and downI have a special uniformOf black (not colour brown) DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 15, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:colour, gate, humour, poetry, rhyme, uniformLeave a comment on Gate Attendant

Security Gate

Had trouble with some prowlersHad gate put in to beatOne which wasn’t scaleableHunky. dory, sweet…. DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 11, 2023Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:fail, gate, humour, poetry, rhyme, security2 Comments on Security Gate

Stan Solves a Gate Problem

I specialize installing gatesKeeping people outThe owner wanted one for thatKeeping people out…. Problem boss?…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 10, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:gate, poetry, stan5 Comments on Stan Solves a Gate Problem

Different Kind of Gate

In China (Erenhot) isA different kind of gateUnusual, unexpectedStrange at any rate…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 23, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:china, dinosaur, gate, humour, poetry3 Comments on Different Kind of Gate

Stan Solves a Bin Burglary Problem

Was called to solve a problemOf someone burgling binsSo built a gate to stop themStop them getting in….. Boss?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 3, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:burglary, garbage bin, gate, humour, poetry, stan3 Comments on Stan Solves a Bin Burglary Problem

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