fashion – Page 3 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Pant

Just bought myself a pantOne instead of twoScroll down and have a look if thisDoes not make sense to you…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Knowing of my skills in thisThey asked if I would buildMy bestest catwalk for their showI said, yes, ’cause I will…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021

When I go out walkingBaby in the pramI like to dress appropriateAnd no, don’t give a damn…. You look nice daddy…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

I am a Chucky Norris ManWear myself with prideShowing off my Chucky pantsWith legs open wide…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

I’ve got the latest fashion pantsBased on tooth of houndAll the girls adore me, yepFollow me around…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

We’re modelling the latestCycling fashion wearMatching outfits (his and hers)Latest fashion wear…. I like it…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

We’re more than just plain clothingOur fashions are an artWe push this in our marketingOur fashions are an art…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Invited all my friends aroundThought we’d have a partyConstance, Prudence, Peggy SueWe’re into all things arty…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

I bought myself a pair of jeansOn the internet-notI’m very happy what they sentHappy what I get-got Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Bought these shoes for running(Got them on ebay)Fashion-conscious, practicalHappy yep, hey hey Slight fashion fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021