Ralph is FCS resident dog “Be tolerant if your owners put decorations on you.They seem to get some special pleasure of seeinghow you look in fake antlers” DM
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Ralph’s Got a Passion for This
Ralph is FCS resident dog Every now and thenRalph gets sick of stewDished out from a tin canHangs out for something new Jeez, one crazed animal for cabbage here…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Changing Clocks
Twice a year our clocks changeSome happy, some are notNot happy ones just wanting things toStay as what they got…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Guard Dog
They bought me as a guard dogPut me at the gateSaid go look fierce and dangerous…. Which I did…. Woof…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Ralph’s Puzzled
Ralph is FCS resident dog I like this ladyWoof woof DonLike her woof woofShit? she’s gone? Where she gone Don? Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Cookie Blessed by Priest in Drive-Through
Manilla – celebrating World Animal Day We took our doggie CookieFor blessing via drive-throughHe sprinkled Cook with waterThe way all priests do do Paid our $50 dollarsAt the drive checkoutCookie gave a woof woof…. Thought I was serious didn’t you?First verse is. Second got bit carried away…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Priscilla Says Get Stuffed
Priscilla and Ralph are FCS’s resident cat and dog Ralph wants to come inFrom the outside coldOver, over, over triesCilla says get stuffed…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Ralph’s Got a Problem
Ralph is FCS’s resident dog Ralph has got a problemHe’s practical (plenty, lots)But just can’t seem to make itJust can’t connect the dots…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
I Thought That Was a Dog
I thought that was a dog‘Til someone said I’m wrongI had to stop and look againRe-look hard and long…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Harry the Taxi Horse
I am a horse (called Harry)Taxi work I doCarry all sorts on my backCock-a-doodle-doo Rooster at top provided cock-a-doodle-doo…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 