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Disabled Lift

We always do the right thing byDisabled, catering forA special lift just for their useTo get from floor to floor…. I shake my head at some of these real-life situations…….. I’ve left my baby waiting below.Our staff member is on tea break miss. Back in 5 min……. Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 7, 2021Posted inCONSTRUCTION FAILSTags:disabled, humour, lift, poetry2 Comments on Disabled Lift

Door Opener

I need to enter, openThis door in front of meSitting in my wheelchair butNo button can I see?…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 21, 2021Posted inMORE FAILSTags:disabled, door, humour, poetry6 Comments on Door Opener

I Am a Carpark Builder

Disables I look afterWhen building carpark spaceThis new design I’m proud ofI am a carpark ace Stops other cars getting too close dumbo….. Lets the water drain out…. Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 3, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:carpark, DESIGN FAILS, disabled1 Comment on I Am a Carpark Builder

I Am a Step/Ramp Expert

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I am a step/ramp expertDisables catered forExample of my craftsmanshipHave orders for lots more We gotta have one (Wealchare County Council) We too. Two for us (Dishable County Council) Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 25, 2020Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:county council, disabled, wheelchair2 Comments on I Am a Step/Ramp Expert

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