car – Page 18 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Johnny

We hired a car to JohnnyCops returned the carSeems Johnny had some problemsJohnny with the car….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

I don’t like using this expletive but rhyme made me do it Was sitting in my carA bolt of lightening struckThe car ended up bit worse for wearShit I said, (and fuck)……. The tyres prevent earthing and electrocution. The steel frame acts as a Faraday cage spreading the electricity around it. I’m not sure ifContinue reading “Lightening Strike”

Turn Right Dear

My wife and I were driving homeRoad goes right here dearObeyed because she’s always rightAnd ended up in here……… Sorry dear…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Herky Jerky

We are a service garageHe said the truck went herkyThen it changed it’s tune and went the otherOther way, went jerky……. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

We Are a Happy Family

We are a happy familyWe have a car as wellWe are a happy familyFrom photo you can tell…. Can only be in America…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

We’re Doing It Real Tough

We lost our jobs with CovidBeen pretty tough you seeAs if this wasn’t bad enoughLost both our cars to tree Don MatthewsNovember 2020

I’m Going on a Holiday

I’m going on a holidayMeow! I’m so exciteOwners fueling up the carScratching posts on tight Don MatthewsNovember 2020