Parked my car in the street last nightThought it was safe, secureWoke up, had a look out in street this morningNow I am not so sure…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Tag Archives: car
Missing the Moment
I’ve waited years to watchThe zero to go clickI can’t believe I missed itI am a stupid dick You ask how come I missed it?(Me the stupid dick)Distracted by my girlfriendA dick as well as fick…. It’s nice and symmetrical she says…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Snow Plough
Went on my daily walkOn the usual trackSnow on road had all been clearedSaw this coming back…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Raining?
Parked the carGot out the doorFelt a drop of rain Funny? They didn’t forecast rain…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Talk About a Dumbo
My neighbour is obliviousHis car is parked outsideTalk about a DumboOblivious inside…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
I Love My Fold-Up Car
My car is very specialYou could say it’s uniqueNo-one else has got one(I wash it once a week)…. I want one…… They also have an electric version Fanando…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Stan Applies to be a Snowplough Driver
They advertised for driverOf plough to clear the roadsApplied, they jumped, said great Stan(It seemed a heavy load….) Thought it was a heavy lump of snow…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Lamborghini/Batmobile
I have a LamborghiniThermochromic paintIs what it has, is coated withCommon paint it ain’t I like to play at BatmanIn my BatmobileEnter carwash, splash aroundBatman out, big deal Don’t believe me do ya?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Stan Gets the Car Serviced
Guided by the guy in frontI mounted service rampWhen in place my foot I putOn brake, and hard did stamp…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Take Her For a Spin
Here’s something for your interestTo take your girlfriend inI’m sure it will impress herTake her for a spin…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 