We are the town supplierSupplier to the LordOf water when it’s neededNeeded for the Lord Scroll down… DM
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Scales
Please read the dialHow much do I weigh?I’m sitting here waitingWaiting hey hey Scroll down… DM
Telephone
They said their phone’s not workingThey said their wire was blackThey asked if we could fix itIt’s that one at the back Scroll down… We gotta bit of problemWe said you’re out of luckWe couldn’t find the back oneSaid shit and wtf? DM
Victoriana Gym
VictorianaIn the gymEarly days of Modern gym Scroll down… DM
Miffy
Hello? my name’s MiffyHow are you today?I am having lovely time Doh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM
Camping
We enjoy our campingCamping with our carRelaxing in the countrysidePeering wide and far Scroll down…
Dog
I have myself a little dogObeys me all the timeWaits for me so patientlyHere endeth my rhyme Scroll down… DM
Victoriana Christmas
Working out VictoriansIs indeed quite hardFor example Christmas timeAnd their Christmas card Scroll down… DM
Stan. Toilet Installer
Stan is a man of many talents.We at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Space was at a minimumCustomer was poorPlumbed it (yep) accordinglyInstalled it in the doorScroll down… DM
Choo Choo
Choo choo I’m a choo choTrain on railway trackPulling right behind me I’ve a Carriage on my backScroll down… DM
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 