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Barbie

Mummy can you buy meBuy me Barbie dollSo I can practice shavingPlease mummy? Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 15, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:barbie, doll, humour, poetry, rhyme, shaving1 Comment on Barbie

Notch

I’ve put the weights and measuresUp another notchMy trainer says this helps toDevelop up my crotch Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 14, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:gym, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Notch

Jesus

My wife is into JesusWith his flowing hairWent buying in a Jesus shopAnd came home with a chair Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 14, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:chair, JesusLeave a comment on Jesus

Podium for Trump

I’m cleaning up the venueIn readiness for TrumpAlso cleaning podiumOn which he will speak, Trump Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 14, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:rally, trumpLeave a comment on Podium for Trump

Swing

My baby loves the playgroundSwinging on a swingBack and forth and back and forthRing-a-ding-a-ding Scroll down… Shit, you OK sweetie?…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 13, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, playgropund, poetry, rhyme, swingLeave a comment on Swing

Charlie

Come on all you chickensCome and find your grainCharlie is in troubleLeft behind again Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 13, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:chickens, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Charlie

Johnny’s Haircut

I want a haircut, differentGive me something cuteI want to look real differentGive me something cute Scroll down… I love it…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 13, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:hair, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Johnny’s Haircut

Stan. Telephone Linesman

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Stan we gotta problemOur phone is dead, cut offThe wire you’re looking at is itThe one that is cut off Scroll down… No problems…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 12, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, telephoneLeave a comment on Stan. Telephone Linesman

Motor Message

Got a motor messageI don’t understandJust popped into corner storeBought a paper and… Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 12, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, humour, poetry, rhyme, snowLeave a comment on Motor Message

Class Time

Hello? we’re in class timeClass time, happy gayWe are learning lotsa stuffDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 12, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, humour, poetryLeave a comment on Class Time

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