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Stan. Toilet Installer

Stan is a man of many talents.We at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Space was at a minimumCustomer was poorPlumbed it (yep) accordinglyInstalled it in the doorScroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 24, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, toiletLeave a comment on Stan. Toilet Installer

Choo Choo

Choo choo I’m a choo choTrain on railway trackPulling right behind me I’ve a Carriage on my backScroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 24, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:child, humour, poetry, rhyme, toddler, trainLeave a comment on Choo Choo

Victoriana Christmas

Working out VictoriansIs indeed quite hardFor example Christmas timeAnd their Christmas card Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 24, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:christmas, poetry, rhyme, victoriana3 Comments on Victoriana Christmas

Pole

They tied me to a poleWhile they went to shopTold me (yep) to sit stop/stayTold me to stay/stop Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 23, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:cow, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Pole

Commentating

I am commentatingOn the radioLots of lots of actionLots of action yo Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 23, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, sportLeave a comment on Commentating

Jack Daniels

I wannanother JackyJack before you closeI think he’s gonna pass outPass out, comatose Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 23, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:dog, humour, poetry, rhyme, whiskeyLeave a comment on Jack Daniels

Miffy

Exploring on the bench whenBench when suddenlySuddenly the toasterScroll down have looksee DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 22, 2023December 22, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Miffy

Dress

Took our nicest mannequinPlaced her in a dressOf the latest fashionIntended to impress Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 22, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, mannequin, poetry, rhyme, toiletLeave a comment on Dress

Fish

Have caught myself a fishHave taken pic of itMust throw fish back in oceanNow taken pic of it Scroll down… Shit…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 22, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:boat, fish, humour, poetry, rhyme, seaLeave a comment on Fish

Trying to at Least

Sitting watching telly(Trying to at least)No consideration(Trying to at least) Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 21, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, humour, poetry, rabbit, rhymeLeave a comment on Trying to at Least

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