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Propeller

I fastened a propellerPropeller to my noseBreathed on it to rotateRotate there ya goes Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 19, 2024Posted inUncategorizedTags:aeroplane, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Propeller

Hippo

My teacher says a hippoA hippo (yep) is bornMy teacher she knows everythingThey’re born with a big horn Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 18, 2024Posted inUncategorizedTags:animal, humour, poetry, rhinoceros, rhymeLeave a comment on Hippo

The Letter M

I’m learning ’bout my alphabet‘Bout the letter MMY teacher drew it for meAnd all the rest of them Scroll down.. DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 17, 2024Posted inUncategorizedTags:alphabet, humour, poetry, rhyme4 Comments on The Letter M

Trolley

Got a special haircut for the Blessing of the trolleyWith my other helpers for theBlessing of the trolleyScroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 16, 2024Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, supermarketLeave a comment on Trolley

I Think I Gotta Problem

I think I gotta problemProblem with me boatDon’t know how it happenedNo longer am afloat Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 15, 2024Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on I Think I Gotta Problem

Onions

Tried to catch some onionsMaybe one or moreEnded up much cheaperCheaper in the store Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 14, 2024Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, vegetableLeave a comment on Onions

Fog

Walking in the fog (yep)White and black and redWhatever are they doing?When all is done and said Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 13, 2024Posted inUncategorizedTags:fog, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Fog

Sculptured

Sculptured as a spiderSculptured from a carSculptured in the countrySculptured, there you are Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 12, 2024Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, humour, poetry, rhyme, spiderLeave a comment on Sculptured

Play Area

Our play place for the kiddiesOffers so much funPlenty fun for everyoneHours of endless fun Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 11, 2024Posted inUncategorizedTags:children, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Play Area

Stan. Toilet Installer

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him The clients wanted Cinderella shoeCinderella shoeNice to meditate onNice to do a poo Scroll down… The leopard touch is nice. We love it Stan…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 10, 2024Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, toiletLeave a comment on Stan. Toilet Installer

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