Uncategorized – Page 52 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Bloated

I’m well and truly bloatedNow I’ve finished eatUsing my own fingers forEating very neat Scroll down…. DM

Hello? my name’s GeraldHow are you todayI am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-dayScroll down… DM

Launched into the ceilingFlying fancy freeLanding in the baublesScroll down have looksee DM

I’m well and truly buggeredNow I’ve finished eatUsing my own cutlery forEating very neat Scroll down… DM

My telephone’s not workingAsked for a quick repairSaid no problem, can fixWe see your wire in air Scroll down… We fix quick ma’am…… DM

We used to carry peoplePeople everywhereAbandoned and neglectedNo-one seems to care Scroll down… DM

Driving down the highwayThis did surprise meCompletely unexpectedScroll down have looksee DM

Hello? my name’s MiffyHow are you todayI am learning jumpingDoh-si-oh-si-day Scroll down… DM

This trick is rather difficultDifficult for meI’ve practiced it so many timesScroll down and have looksee DM

Hang on little brotherI’ll drive us round the yardWith mummy daddy watchingHang on nice and hard Scroll down… Shit, you OK son?….. DM