I am a happy rhymer 1, 2, 3, 4 ,5 I’m practising my counting skills Yes, fingers I have five I’m such a happy rhymer 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 I’m practising my counting skills Toes, I’ve counted twelve ?? Don MatthewsMay 2020
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Boris is Losing his Mojo
Boris has a mountain A steep one now to climb He’s lost his ruffly sparkle Lost his ruffly shine His landslide victory gave the people The present they did need He’s now a crumpled wrapping paper Now a wilting weed The UK has the highest Europe covid toll Worst recession last 300 Years, a bigContinue reading “Boris is Losing his Mojo”
Therapy
I have a stack of poems, (thoughts) Need to get off my chest And now I have a website Can offload weak (and best) It doesn’t matter what they are It is my therapy Which every writer wants to do With me? it’s poetry There is the constant tug-of-war Write for myself or you? ThisContinue reading “Therapy”
Blank, Blank…and more blank
My head right now is empty They call it writer’s block Don’t want to waste what’s up there now So blank, blank, blank, blank, blank Don Matthews June 2020
I Wrote this Ditty for Myself
I wrote this ditty for myself Just cos I wanted to Don’t care if you don’t like it Choogaloogaloo Don Matthews June 2020 I just like playing round with words. And having fun
Ring a Ring a Rosie
Ring a ring a Rosie Don’t tread in the hoops Deck is brittle, rotten Guess who did? shit, oops… I put them down so others wouldn’t step there….. Don MatthewsJune 2020
Drug Lord’s Odd Plea
Drug lord Rafael Quintero Is trying to avoid his arrest For murdering an FBI agent Giving reasons which he think are best I’ve got no money…. I’m too old to work…. I haven’t got a pension… https://www.republicworld.com/world-news/rest-of-the-world-news/mexican-drug-lord-pleads-poverty-in-bid-to-escape-arrest.html https://youtu.be/wjkWpLSeG2g Don MatthewsMay 2020
We’re in a Quandry Thale and I
(Thalia’s my Muse of Mirth. She warms to me when I call her Thale) It’s a nice apartment Thale Just the right size for the two of us Bloggers Vale….. Nice suburb. Affordable rent Pool’s nice. Bit big you think? Nice neighbours They want to visit? Bring their speedboats? Maybe we should have got aContinue reading “We’re in a Quandry Thale and I”
Some People Think I’m Silly
Some people think I’m silly I guess, suppose, I am But so was someone else from here A guy called Milligan He did become quite famous Made people smile, laugh, cheer Can I then famous yet become By nonsensing on here? Although I’m silly as a wheel I have a serious side The trick isContinue reading “Some People Think I’m Silly”
Go Figure
Gun is loaded, ready Finger on the trigger Waiting 4pm my time Rat..tat..tat (go figure) Don MatthewsMay 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 