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Quality

When working while someone is watching Quality you aim for, get right But quality really only happens When you do it with no-one in sight Don MatthewsJuly 2020 Attributed to Henry Ford

The Flat Earth Club’s Lucky Dip

Join our famous Flat Earth Club And enter Lucky Dip Your chance to dip in box and win A Round-the-World Cruise Trip Don MatthewsJuly 2020

Victorians are not allowed across the border into covid-free South Australia. One person has been arrested speeding through the checkpoint on the wrong side of the road with blacked out number plates.Definitely a COVIDiot. I wanna cross over the border And into a covid-free state I’ll speed through on wrong side of roadblock Have alreadyContinue reading “Border Crossing”

Poet Don Q&A re his Botted Chair

Poet Don enlighten us Re your botted chair In which you rest your weary bot Of cheeks which you have pair? Yes my flock, I, like you, have two…. But what of your chair?…. It accommodates both…. Poet Don is a valuable asset to the FCS Team,coming to us from the illustrious Poets Society ReportingContinue reading “Poet Don Q&A re his Botted Chair”

Poet Don Reports on Chairman Mao’s Method for Reviving His Youthful Ying

We have received requests for our news anchor Poet Don to research more into the goings-on of Chairman Mao. He has come up with the goods. To re-vigorate Mao’s aging body He thought an idea was to try Sleeping with many fertile maidens With as many he could find (and then lie) Many ended upContinue reading “Poet Don Reports on Chairman Mao’s Method for Reviving His Youthful Ying”

Small Talk

Small talk is the only talk Which comes out most of time From those who have a big mouth So ends my small talk rhyme Don MatthewsJuly 2020

RIP Bridget Jones’s Diary

Bridget Jones’s Diary Of nineteen-ninety-six Spawned many novels/movies Which all-up totaled six The author Helen Fielding Admits content is dead Follow-ups? No, out of date When all is done and said RIP Bridget Don MatthewsJuly 2020

Anagramming Leonardo DiCaprio

Leonardo DiCaprio can be anagrammed Like many when played with for a while In this case it’s two different opposites Two opposites ‘Paranoid or docile’ You can anagram my name only if it’s nice…. Don MatthewsJuly 2020

Poet Don Reminiscing on Hit Parades

Good morning my flock… Good morning Poet Don…. Hands up all those who like listening to records?…. (Puzzled looks all round?…) Back in the days of the 50’s (My memory’s now starting to fade) I radio-listened at 6 every night To my favourite half-hour hit parade What did they hit Poet Don?….

I Am a Little Gusher

I am a little gusher Gusher with a G Gushing here and gushing there In my poetry I am a monster stomper Stomper with an S I like to stomp on little gushers STOMP….there’s now one less I am a writer/satirist Writing things to share it Behaviours will attract my pen If your cap fitsContinue reading “I Am a Little Gusher”